Last night I watched the Lake Erie Monsters play, I assume, hockey. During one of the many many time outs (They take one every time anything at all happens, and anything at all happened quite a bit), some dude on the "Kiss Cam" (They put you on camera and you're supposed to kiss) totally threw up in his own hand after his wife or girlfriend kissed him.

I mention that because it was the best part of the game.

But anyway, here I am being all not-watching-the-game.