Yes, those are tiny beards and tiny boobs. Your eyes are not mistaken.

After much delay I have posted the pictures of my prize. The one-of-a-kind Beards 4 Boobs 2010 winner T-shirt. I wasn't able to get all the angles (the HoNoToGroABeMo.org and Beards4Boobs URL are on the back), but you get the picture. Enjoy and thanks again for allowing me to participate, it was a blast.

Oh the horror!!

Just to spread some final bits love for the fundraising this year and the fun I had, I took one final photo in honor of Bob and his horror inducing picture from the beginning of the competition. I'd warn you to avert your eyes and remove small children from the room, but by now you've probably already seen the picture and your eyeballs have melted form your skull. Sorry about that...

Clearly I never win at Tetris.

In honor of the final day, and obviously my finest hour, I have created the hat to end all hats. It's the ultimate mash up of all game references and insanity from the last 30 days into one finely balanced stack. It's pretty clear from how stable it is that those years of Jenga have paid off.

Thanks very much to everyone that supported me, the ladies will be proud. It's been a fun and I hope everyone enjoyed my antics. Now I'm off to shave silly things into my face before removing this monstrosity. I can't let this fine face carpet go to waste.

Hey, Lighthead! Hey, Christmas Tree!

Today I decide my fate in a BattleRoyale-4-Boobs to raise my donations to new heights. It's your classic two men enter, one man leaves scenario. Considering I have to remain relatively close to an outlet, I'm not too confident in my chances. However, my opponent seems like a push over. He's constantly mumbling something about "getting to a choppa" and he seems overly inquisitive about my father and his profession.

Anyway, onward... TO VICTORY!

Tonight I dine on turtle soup!

Another reason to be thankful for Thanksgiving is the leftovers. I might have had to make myself food for the weekend, however the massive feast just keeps on rolling through the weekend. Granted the part that I took was mostly dessert based, but this does not reduce my level of enjoyment.

Last night (and mostly into this morning) an insane mini-LAN party of Minecraft just took place. So you'll have to please excuse the somewhat limited comedy of today's post. I could however regale you with tales of my murderous rampage and arrow raining death that I hailed upon wave after wave of hellish creature that attempted to harm my homestead. Or I could instead mentioned that no sooner than 2 days into the game starting we managed to burned our entire home to ground leaving only a lone pool of lava... but I digress and I need some sleep...

Nachos... they're mine, Na Chos!

Black Friday is over and it seems most people's sanity has returned. As a result I gathered my courage and went outdoors for todays photo. I can't remain for long though, the giant block-o-cheddar on my head will not allow it.

Note to self: next time wear a nacho hat, it's more durable and less messy.

How am I going to save the pandas with this?

Thanksgiving is over and now it's back to work. Besides the selfless task of growing my beard for boobs I'm also devoting my time to repairing the cosmos themselves. It's no easy task, but I'm just the type of guy who would go through fire, flames or even a gingerbread house just to keep the ball rolling. I must now ask you to excuse me, because if this sphere isn't 1 meter in diameter in the next 10 mins I will be crushed by a set of giant intergalactic pool balls...

Yes, that's my real hair... and horns.

This is me completely wired after an incredibly filling Thanksgiving meal. Apparently the delicious combination of mashed potatoes, turkey and cobbler puts hair (and horns) on your chest, face and head... I hope that this overdrive in hair growth will be inspirational to potential donators.

We're still a ways off from the goal this year, with only 5 days to spare, but I'm confident that with our combined powers we can not only make our goal, but also summon Captain Planet himself. Let's do it for the ladies!!!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!

Don't get too close, I might explode.

So it's the day before thanksgiving, and all through the office...oh wait that's a Christmas rhyme. Well anyway, I'm lacking in my usual hat grandeur today as you can plainly see. Do not be fooled though, what looks like a simple black box is actually very low resolution headgear, but headgear nevertheless. For those not satisfied with that explanation, then I'm a zombie, a zombie from Minecraft... eat it.

Have a good Thanksgiving everyone and if you get particularly jolly after smothering yourself with Turkey and other assorted holiday goodies be sure to stop by and donate. Let's make a little Thanksgiving miracle happen this year!

Professionals have standards: Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to Nerf everyone you meet.

The numbers have spoken to me today and cured my life long amnesia. Now I can continue my fated career of being a Nerf(tm) contract sniper as it was always meant to be. I just kinda wish this thing would shoot further than 13 centimeters... I feel like I'd have more luck blinding them with the hideous paint job and bludgeoning them instead.

Oh well, the sunglasses are pretty good.