A dick with a Van Dyke

Hello again, this is Wesley. I partook in this futile effort last year, and see no reason to not resingle my efforts this year. Other than the itchiness. And the looking like a terrorist for 3 weeks. But whatever, I'm in!

I was actually quite happy with the resultant beard. After I gave it a second month to actually fill in, I shaved off the extra and had a pretty decent Van Dyke that I wore for a few months until getting bored and shaving my entire head - face included - at the beginning of summer.

To the left you can see me with said facial accompaniment and what appears to be a bra. Upon further inspection you will note that not only IS it a bra, but the bra is attached to a cable. Hey, I don't tell you how to live your life, don't tell me how to live mine. In fact, that bra was hiding the final prize in a Geocache I found right here in Northeast Ohio and I have to tell you, facial hair when you're outside in the winter a lot is a boon.

Anyway, gentlemen, start your... follicles. Let's get this thing growing!