Guy Smiley, Checking In.

I had no intention of joining up again this year. I've been here. Done this. Several times, even over the course of the last year. Note the fullness of the beard, the glory of it. This comes naturally, unlike some of these poor, poor specimens.

And yet...when I heard about the "Beards4Boobs" aspect, where we're growing beards for a purpose beyond our own amusement...well...how could I say no? I sprout hair from my chin without any effort at all year round, but making it a way to combat breast cancer is sheer genius on Bob's part.

So, yeah. I'm totally in this for the chicks. And their breasts. You got a problem with that?