Just to establish my bona fides, here is my baby-faced self as of this morning. The actual shaving process occurred at 4pm yesterday, so as to provide an equal starting point against the nefarious Dr. Cmaaarrr.
The result this morning is... disappointing. I would estimate the scruffiness as about a #300 grit, sufficient to smooth out a rough spot, but hardly industrial abrasiveness. Clearly I am out of practice. Time to go do some chin-ups and lip curls.