See? No beard. One zit though. Dealing with that is another month...
So I am coming in late. I know. But I can have my hubby, Cthulhim, vouch for the fact that I have *not* shaved my face in the month of November.
I am here to show you guys HOW NOT TO GROW A BEARD.
You men with your facial hair and your ways. I'm here to tell you how it's not done.
Check it. Not growing a beard RIGHT NOW.
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So, that's how it's going to be, eh? Throwing the gauntlet down?
FINE, then.
It is now well and truly on.
Oh, crap. If I'd known it was going to come to Mur Freaking Lafferty joining our ranks, I'd have never put in the invite function!
Well, at least Dr. Cmaaarrr will have some competition for ridonkulous sponsorship fundraising.
Welcome, Mur!
Yeah, but you're always not growing a beard and we...y'see, there's this...we have...it's a...
CURSE YOUR LACK OF A Y-CHROMOSOME, LAFFERTY!
Mur's gonna make more money than I do, isn't she?
Oh man. The proverbial shit just got real. Proverbially.
Wait a cotton-pickin' second here! I didn't know we were allowing the fairer sex access to this here shindig!
Well, if we are, I think we should even things up. Ladies, you want in? Then try not growing hair on your LEGS!! Haha!
'scuse me while I make the dog house comfy...
I believe last year I made a comment related to ladies and leg hair and all the boys protested.
Go Mur!
I protest nothing but your memory, my dear. Not one man said he would dislike his significant other's failure to shave her legs. Many actually said they wouldn't care.
I didn't know we were allowed to play!
While it's true that "not one man said he would dislike his significant other's failure to shave her legs" it is only because I remained largely mum on that particular point.
In truth, I would dislike it. I would dislike it very much. I am nearly as much a fan of the silky-smooth leg as I am of the boob to which we are dedicating our follicular efforts.
So for the record, I am stridently opposed to the notion of my significant other allowing the month of November (or any other month) to have its way with her gams.