Average hair length: 1mm. And by average, of course, I mean the longest one I could find.

Go ahead. Drink it in.

I'm afraid, ladies, that I'm not presently available, but there's no harm in looking, am I right?

Oh, and that Day 1.5 post? There may have been a little bit of photoshoppery involved. And by photoshoppery, of course, I mean GIMPing.