In the land of chin-dor, where the shadows lie...

You see that shadow? That's not shadow. That manhood, baby. That's grit. That's the stuff that strengthens gunfighters, keeps the commies at bay, and wins the land war in Asia. That's stubble. Glorious, rough, abrasive, itchy stubble.

And now, I need to go topple a Latin American dictator. Good day, and God Bless America.