If you take the indefinite integral of 1/Cabin dCabin...

I'd like to say that this is how I normally look, what with the thoughtful pose and all, but in truth I'm really wondering what will happen if I keep pulling on my chin. Will it come off? And if it does, will the rest of my face fall apart, like Schwarzenegger's disguise in Total Recall? Further testing will be required, I suspect.

No, there was no whisky -- or gin -- involved. Why do you ask?