It seems that the discussion of tending our mandibular lawns LIKE MEN ONCE DID has prompted a response, of sorts. I find it curious that said response contains many words, but no actual photographic proof of action to back said words up.
As such, on this lovely Day 9, I will not fall into some ill-advised language-based conflict with those who have chosen to "grow" their beards like boys now do. I instead show you my fuzzy progress, with some extra illumination to help you out.
Sensation: itch mostly receded, no trace of abnormal wind currents
Palpation: soft all about, with reducing peri-oral prickle factor
Personal satisfaction rating: 3 (out of 5 Norsemen)
Feedback:
"Tending [y]our mandibular lawns " - you mean... MANSCAPING!
Oh, yes, MANSCAPING is now part of the eternal lexicon of HoNoToGroABeMo!
I love the way you use proper anatomical terms to describe your experience. They're written like a true doctor. :-D It makes me think about your blog posts, which makes them more fun and interesting for me to read.
@Amy - I'll confess that using big medical words in non-medical contexts amuses me greatly.
I agree. Big words of any kind are fun. :-)