You are sitting in front of a computer. You need get a number of things done today, but first you must post to the Beard Blog about your progress.

> GROW BEARD

If only it were that easy.

> TAKE PICTURE WITH LAPTOP

With an artificial shutter sound, your ugly mug is captured for all the world.

> UPLOAD PICTURE

Done.

> WRITE WITTY BLOG POST

You can try. Good luck with that.