So I'm watching Aragorn and Gandalf talk very seriously, and slightly grubby, only the level of grubby that's acceptable, not gross, and they talk, and their beards are beardly and manly and quite the statement of war and hardship and manliness.
My face. It is not beardly. It is not manly. I continue to NOT GROW A BEARD. (Check the title of this site. Remember. This is our goal.)
So I watch the manly men with their manly beards fight manly wars. And I wait for Eowyn's moment of triumph. "I AM NO MAN."
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009
by Jim Van Verth (vintagejim AT gmail DOT com)
LOTR is manly, but not as manly as 300. Apparently to be more manly requires fewer clothes.
And spray-on abs. Do not neglect the spray-on abs...
Friday, November 13, 2009
And lathered in sweat, grime, and manly MANLY oil...