Among the many faults visible, perhaps most predominant is the need of hair cut

I made applesauce today. It is delicious. I also made an apple pie. It's rather good, but the applesauce is a revelation. I would not have made it had I not bought twice the apples necessary for my apple pie.

Fortuitous failure!

I've never made applesauce before. It's preposterously easy. I recommend you try it.

Cooking with apples is manly, right? It's a manly fruit.