I can stare, too!

If this thing was called "How Not to Grow Nose Hair Month", I'd be losing. Big time. I swear, it's like trying to trim a hydra up in my nostrils. Did you need to know that? You did not. At all. Are you wishing you could erase that knowledge? You may well be, but I know from painful experience that it's awfully hard to un-know something.

You know what might help, though? Donations. The warm fuzzies you get after making that donation—and you will get warm fuzzies—will go a long way toward wiping that little bit of unpleasantness from your mind. Probably.

It's worth a shot.