Eh... what? You want to hear about my beard? Well back in my day, women didn't HAVE beards. It wasn't proper, you see. We were told we had a glandular problem, or should be in a freak show. We also weren't allowed to vote. Or own land.
Nowadays, a woman has the right to speak up about politics, own her own land, and by God, grow the biggest, bushiest beard she wants.
It is a glorious time.
Now. Offa my lawn. I am nappin'.
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