We are long overdue for the second part of my eleven twelve part series, Better Know a Beard, wherein I attempt to better acquaint you with the people behind the beards featured here at HoNoToGroABeMo and Beards4Boobs.1
Dr. John Cmar practices medicine2 at Sinai Hospital of Baltimore, where he does not work in the International Center for Limb Lengthening. Dr. Cmar is also an instructor at The Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine, so one would expect his average workday to resemble an episode of Scrubs.3
When not healing or teaching, Dr. Cmar enjoys syphilis. Actually, he enjoys syphilis even when he is healing or teaching; it's his most favorite disease ever.4 Dr. Cmar also maintains a number of blogs,5 including Saint Nickanuck of the Tundra Online Memorial Hospital and Gustatory Libation Front.
Dr. Cmar can also be heard on The Takeover and makes regular appearances as the Chief Medical Officer at The Secret Lair.
1Contrary to popular belief, it is not necessary to acquaint beards with one another. Beards, like dogs, have a long-established means by which they become acquainted with one another upon first meeting. Unlike dogs, there is very little sniffing involved.
2Non-beard-related.
3He's like Dr. Perry Cox, but with a ponytail.
4I'm not making that up. He is a sick, sick man. But he doesn't have syphilis.
5Between 1 and 100.
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