Growing the face-lawn the all natural way...

Today, this lovely Day 17, Warren Ellis declared on Twitter:

'the term "beard" shall henceforth be replaced by "crackling virility hedge"'

That is all.

Sensation: an unexpected heavy fullness, and the feeling of being rooted to the earth itself

Palpation: rough, but lush, barky needles

Personal satisfaction rating: 42 (out of 5 Green men)