Set to explore scientific mysteries, chin-first.
I am currently enjoying this Day 21 at Philcon. This image was taken shortly before my participation on a panel entitled "Great Mysteries of Science", in which questions both great and abysmal were asked, and no answers were given... because they are mysteries.
Most mysterious of these were from the person in the audience who referenced his evidence of "celestial bipeds" and "angelic implants." The panel almost derailed at that point, but we stayed our course of actual SCIENCE.
I can only ponder these mysteries with the wisdom that comes from concerted, intense facial mane growth.
Sensation: pleasingly insensate
Palpation: softly expanding submandibular thicket
Personal satisfaction rating : 3 (out of 5 Norsemen)
Feedback:
Was there any discussion of the mysterious mechanism by which sponsorship promotes beard growth?
Yes, actually. Various mechanisms were discussed, inclusive of direct bill-follicle stimulation, friction hair-coaxing when the cashy money is rubbed about the face, funds increase boosting the emotional milieu which produces hair excitation, as well as psychogenic mandibular channeling.
In the end, despite the theorizing, it reamins a mystery.