It's like a thousand inch stare

Why would I do anything LIKE MEN ONCE DID?

Those men were idiots!

Sure, they may have been relatively smart for their time; college professors probably, but they hadn't even invented Twitter. Or the internet

This matted blanket upon my neck grows without regard to reason or fashion sense. It's like an entity unto itself. I begin to question its motives. I begin to question whether my motives are its motives.