I practice unhinging my jaw for this moment

Today we celebrated the traditional day after Thanksgiving, also known as Leftovers Day. As the song goes, "we went back to the church, had another thanksgiving dinner that couldn't be beat, and didn't get up until the next morning, when we all had to go to court." Well, except for the church and the court part. And there was no garbage or shovels and rakes and implements of destruction. And no Officer Obie.

Here you see me engaging in the traditional closing activity of Leftovers Day, the Eating of the Pie. The pie in this case is lemon meringue, which is an occasional tradition of my family (as the secondary pie, after pumpkin -- it alternates with apple and mince). As you can see, it is delicious.

It also promotes beard growth, which will help me put the finishing touches on this bad boy.