Amazed!

There is a certain lack of follicles on the left side of my neck. But, it has nothing to do with me. It's all the razors fault. Or maybe it's the shaving cream. Could it possibly be the mirror playing tricks on me while I attempt to trim?

Okay, so it seems that the shape of things(me) has affected the outcome of the end results of the appearance of my beard.

The required amount of total donations to rectify this problem is unknown to me, but I'm sure that every bit helps.