You still have some hours left. Let's keep these ladies healthy.

So yeah. I didn't grow a beard. not even a tiny one. I didn't even have a straight friend go to bars with me, THAT IS HOW MUCH OF A BEARD I DIDN'T GROW.

I am grateful for everyone who donated, even those who preferred David and Cmar's rugged manliness over my own. Which, upon retrospect, is probably preferable to all, including my husband.

But hey. It's the final days. A few hours left. We all know I don't have a beard. So let's think about the reason we're doing this. That's right. Boobs. And I think I grow boobs better than everyone on this site.

I'd show you, but it's winter and I'm cold. And the camera on my Mac is just so grainy...

DO NOT DONATE FOR THE BEARD. DONATE FOR THE BOOBS.